Stephen King To Twilight Author: You Suck
March 30, 2009 Man, you’ve got to love Stephen King
. After decades of facing down haunted cars and evil clowns and vampires and werewolves and deranged sheriffs and a store that has everything you ever wanted, the guy is absolutely afraid of NOTHING.
But he’s going to have to think twice, because the wrath of teenage girls is going to be on his head soon.
Here’s what the man hisself had to say about Twilight authoressa Stephanie Meyer
“Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people. … The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good.”
Somewhere there are ten thousand tweenage girls sharpening their eyebrow pencils into makeshift shivs and throwing them at their brothers’ copies of IT for practice. I always knew nothing kept Stephen King up at night, but basically calling the author of the Twilight series a hack? That takes some SERIOUS stones.
Hey Steve–maybe you should get Salman Rushdie’s agent on the horn and see if there’s room for two in HIS hiding spot!
Glad there’s already a person who said that. Even me, while reading the damn twilight saga just like i wanna throw it outside the window. It sucks, the plot is not that good and it is really a waste of money and a waste of time.
Posted by anonymous at August 1, 2009, 4:16 pm