ROLL CALL: Michael Bay Orders Megan Fox To The Doctor Before ‘Transformers 3′
October 3, 2009
Michael Bay and Megan Fox are seen backstage at the 18th Annual MTV Movie Awards on May 31, 2009 in Los Angeles<br />Getty PremiumAccess Hollywood
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Megan Fox: These Robots Are Making Me Sick: Director Michael Bay announced a third “Transformers” movie will be hitting theaters on July 1, 2011, on his Web Site on Thursday - and he also told Megan Fox to consult with a doctor before getting on board. “Megan Fox, welcome back. I promise no alien robots will harm you in any way during the production of this motion picture,” Bay wrote. “Please consult your Physician when working under my direction because some side effects can occur, such as mild dizziness, intense nausea, suicidal tendencies, depression, minor chest hair growth, random internal hemorrhaging and inability to sleep. As some directors may be hazardous to your health, please consult your Doctor to determine if this is right for you.” Awww snap! And your comeback Megan?
VIEW THE PHOTOS: The Latest Star Sightings
RPattz & KStew’s Night Out: Let the “Twi-mance” rumors continue! People spotted Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart this week at a private party at Players Chophouse in Vancouver. “Rob and Kristen stayed pretty close together throughout the night, often going outside to chat with other guests they seemed to know,” a mag spy said. Uggg, just get photographed kissing already so we can move on to obsessing about Taylor Lautner’s rumored exploits.
Stephanie Pratt: Queen Latifah Should Play Me On The Big Screen: Oh Stephanie Pratt, it’s not easy to make Spencer look like the smart Pratt, but you’ve somehow accomplished just that. When asked by MTV who she’d like to see play the character loosely based on her in the just announced big screen adaptation of Lauren Conrad’s “L.A. Candy” novel, “The Hills” star showed off her casting director skills. “I would probably say Queen Latifah. I love her. I really love her,” she said. “Someone more in my age … does that mean Christina Applegate is too old to play me too? OK, Ashley Tisdale.” We’d like to suggest a Fraggle, Muppet or a bag of rocks to play “The Hills” starlet.
VIEW THE PHOTOS: ‘Transformers’ Sexy Siren Megan Fox
‘Man Men’ Muppets: And speaking of Muppets, the loveable plush puppets give their spin on “Mad Men.” Check out Muppet Don Draper, HERE!
Twilight’s Kristen Stewart: Playing Bella Is "Annoying"
Us Magazine Kristen Stewart is no fan of the fame that comes with starring in Twilight.
“I’d like to take more walks after work, instead of having to come back to my hotel room and not leave. So it can be boring,” The actress, 19, tells the 40th Anniversary issue of Interview magazine.
See photos from New Moon (in theaters Nov. 20) and other fall flicks
“I’ve been working as an actress since I was very young, and I know a lot of people who are actors who don’t have to deal with having a persona,” Stewart — who got her big break starring in “Panic Room” at age 9 — goes on. “The whole meaning of the word is that it’s made up, and it’s like I didn’t even get to make up my own. It can be annoying.”
“Some nights, I think, ‘You know what? I don’t care. I’m just going to do what I want to do.’ Then the next day I think, ‘Ugh. Now everyone thinks I’m going out to get the attention.’ But it’s like, no, I actually, for a second, thought that maybe I could be like a normal person,” she says.
Check out pics of Kristen and her New Moon costars
But Stewart doesn’t think she’ll always be so famous.
“I have a really strong feeling that this is going to go away, that this is the most intense it’s going to get — and could get — and that it’s fleeting,” she says. “So in a few years, I will hopefully become more like the people I want to become like.”
See a pic of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart kissing
If her whole career involved filming the vampire flicks, she laments that she “would have been a psychopath by the end of a four-year stint on the Twilight saga without anything like that to change it up.”
Even though she’s over the stardom, her parents couldn’t be more excited, Stewart says.
“My dad is ridiculous. He’s, like, embarrassingly proud. He really goes overboard, like walking around with magazines and sh–. When this comes out, if this is mentioned in the magazine, he’s going to walk around the set and be like, ‘Hey, look at what my kid said,’” she says.
